{"id":945,"date":"2009-06-05T08:48:09","date_gmt":"2009-06-05T07:48:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/?p=945"},"modified":"2009-06-05T08:48:09","modified_gmt":"2009-06-05T07:48:09","slug":"szineszhangok-a-bkv-jarmuvein","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/?p=945","title":{"rendered":"Sz\u00edn\u00e9szhangok a <span class=\"caps\">BKV<\/span> j\u00e1rm\u0171vein"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ma els\u0151 alka\u00adlom\u00admal volt sze\u00adren\u00adcs\u00e9m \u201chasz\u00adn\u00e1l\u00adni\u201d a <span class=\"caps\">BKV<\/span> leg\u00ad\u00fajabb, komfort\u2011, k\u00e9nye\u00adlem- \u00e9s kur\u00adva\u00adj\u00f3\u00adkedv-n\u00f6ve\u00adl\u0151 (ez az \u00fan. <span class=\"caps\">KKK<\/span>) szol\u00adg\u00e1l\u00adta\u00adt\u00e1\u00ads\u00e1t, a \u201cSz\u00ed\u00adn\u00e9sz\u00adhan\u00adgok a <span class=\"caps\">BKV<\/span> j\u00e1r\u00adm\u0171\u00adve\u00adin\u201d c. valamit.<\/p>\n<p>Sz\u00f3\u00adval az \u00f6tlet az, hogy a r\u00e9gi (4\u20136\u2011oson utaz\u00adtam, sz\u00f3\u00adval ez k\u00e9t eg\u00e9sz \u00e9vet jelent), unal\u00admas (hogyan lehet egy\u00e9b\u00adk\u00e9nt nem unal\u00adma\u00adsan azt mon\u00adda\u00adni, hogy \u201ca Bla\u00adha Luj\u00adza t\u00e9r k\u00f6vet\u00adke\u00adzik\u201d?) bemon\u00add\u00e1\u00adso\u00adkat lecse\u00adr\u00e9\u00adlik sz\u00ed\u00adn\u00e9\u00adszek hang\u00adja\u00adi\u00adra, mert az a fen\u00adti KKK-inde\u00adxet n\u00f6ve\u00adli. \u00c9s t\u00e9nyleg!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>A jegy n\u00e9l\u00adk\u00fcl uta\u00adz\u00f3, n\u00e9ha maga al\u00e1 h\u00e1ny\u00f3, kons\u00adtans b\u0171z\u00adl\u0151, alkesz haj\u00adl\u00e9k\u00adta\u00adlan m\u00e1r\u00adis szim\u00adpa\u00adti\u00adku\u00adsabb (\u00e9s jobb illa\u00adt\u00fa), ha Hegyi Bar\u00adba\u00adra duru\u00adzsol\u00adja a f\u00fclem\u00adbe, hogy min\u00addig kapasz\u00adkod\u00adjak, mert ese\u00adten\u00adk\u00e9nt hir\u00adte\u00adlen f\u00e9kez\u00fcnk.<\/li>\n<li>Nem j\u00f6n a busz\/metr\u00f3\/villamos? Elk\u00e9\u00adsem emi\u00adatt a mun\u00adk\u00e1\u00adb\u00f3l? Mit b\u00e1nom \u00e9n, ha az els\u0151 hang, amit fel\u00adsz\u00e1l\u00adl\u00e1s ut\u00e1n hal\u00adlok, Nagy-K\u00e1l\u00f3zy Esz\u00adter sz\u00e1\u00adj\u00e1\u00adb\u00f3l j\u00f6n&nbsp;ki?<\/li>\n<li>Szar\u00add\u00ed\u00adnia-effek\u00adtus reg\u00adgel-d\u00e9l\u00adben-este-\u00e9jsza\u00adka? Bele\u00ad\u00e1ll a mel\u00adlet\u00adtem \u00e1ll\u00f3 k\u00f6ny\u00f6\u00adke a ves\u00e9m\u00adbe, hogy csak ope\u00adr\u00e1\u00adci\u00ad\u00f3\u00adval lehet kiszed\u00adni? Kit izgat, ha egy\u00adszer Rudolf P\u00e9ter meg\u00admond\u00adja a tutit (ti. az Okto\u00adgon k\u00f6vetkezik)?<\/li>\n<li>(\u2026)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Az is egy vic\u00adces \u00f6tlet, hogy ha a meg\u00ad\u00e1l\u00adl\u00f3\u00adhely k\u00f6r\u00adny\u00e9\u00adk\u00e9n van vala\u00admi\u00adlyen sz\u00edn\u00adh\u00e1z, akkor azt is bemond\u00adj\u00e1k (csak p\u00e1r l\u00e9p\u00e9s a <del datetime=\"2009-06-05T07:15:21+00:00\">Michel\u00adfe\u00adit<\/del> Mad\u00e1ch Sz\u00edn\u00adh\u00e1z). Csen\u00adde\u00adsen meg\u00adk\u00e9r\u00addez\u00adn\u00e9m, hogy ha m\u00e1r ilyen rek\u00adl\u00e1m\u00adhoz jut\u00adnak a sz\u00edn\u00adh\u00e1\u00adzak, azt a cir\u00adka 5 mil\u00adli\u00ad\u00f3t, ami\u00adbe ez az eg\u00e9sz vicc ker\u00fclt, mi\u00e9rt nem \u0151k fize\u00adtik&nbsp;ki?<\/p>\n<p>Ha m\u00e1r ehhez hoz\u00adz\u00e1\u00adny\u00fal\u00adnak, nem lett vol\u00adna t\u00f6bb \u00e9rtel\u00adme pl. ango\u00adlul is bemon\u00adda\u00adni a sz\u00f6\u00adve\u00adget? H\u00e1ny\u00adszor l\u00e1t\u00adta\u00adtok m\u00e1r f\u00fcl\u00e9t hegye\u00adz\u0151 turis\u00adt\u00e1t vala\u00adme\u00adlyik <span class=\"caps\">BKV<\/span> j\u00e1r\u00adm\u0171\u00adv\u00f6n, hogy elkap\u00adjon vala\u00admi azo\u00adno\u00ads\u00edt\u00adha\u00adt\u00f3 sz\u00f3\u00adfosz\u00adl\u00e1nyt a magyar hab\u00adlaty\u00adb\u00f3l? (Kel\u00adle\u00adne vala\u00admi\u00adlyen sta\u00adtisz\u00adti\u00adka arr\u00f3l, hogy Buda\u00adpes\u00adten \u00e9ven\u00adte h\u00e1nyan szop\u00adj\u00e1k be a V\u00f6r\u00f6s\u00admar\u00adty utca vs. V\u00f6r\u00f6s\u00admar\u00adty t\u00e9r prob\u00adl\u00e9\u00adma\u00adk\u00f6rt a kis\u00adf\u00f6ld\u00adalat\u00adtin.) Sebaj, majd m\u00e1skor.<\/p>\n<p>Ha a <span class=\"caps\">BKV<\/span> gy\u0171j\u00adt\u00e9st szer\u00advez arra, hogy Jack Bau\u00ader (sz\u00fcl. Kie\u00adfer Sut\u00adher\u00adland) mond\u00adja be ango\u00adlul a meg\u00ad\u00e1l\u00adl\u00f3k nev\u00e9t, h\u00e1t eladom min\u00adden ing\u00f3\u00ads\u00e1\u00adgo\u00admat \u00e9s ingat\u00adla\u00adno\u00admat. Mek\u00adko\u00adra len\u00adne m\u00e1r az,&nbsp;hogy<br>\n<em>\u201cWe just left the De\u00e1k Ferenc squ\u00ada\u00adre, damn&nbsp;it!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ma els\u0151 alka\u00adlom\u00admal volt sze\u00adren\u00adcs\u00e9m \u201chasz\u00adn\u00e1l\u00adni\u201d a <span class=\"caps\">BKV<\/span> leg\u00ad\u00fajabb, komfort\u2011, k\u00e9nye\u00ad\u00adlem- \u00e9s kur\u00ad\u00adva\u00ad\u00adj\u00f3\u00ad\u00adkedv-n\u00f6ve\u00ad\u00adl\u0151 (ez az \u00fan. <span class=\"caps\">KKK<\/span>) szol\u00adg\u00e1l\u00adta\u00adt\u00e1\u00ads\u00e1t, a \u201cSz\u00ed\u00adn\u00e9sz\u00adhan\u00adgok a <span class=\"caps\">BKV<\/span> j\u00e1r\u00adm\u0171\u00adve\u00adin\u201d c. vala\u00admit. Sz\u00f3\u00adval az \u00f6tlet az, hogy a r\u00e9gi (4\u20136\u2011oson utaz\u00adtam, sz\u00f3\u00adval ez k\u00e9t eg\u00e9sz \u00e9vet jelent), unal\u00admas (hogyan lehet egy\u00e9b\u00adk\u00e9nt nem unal\u00adma\u00adsan azt mon\u00adda\u00adni, hogy \u201ca Bla\u00adha Luj\u00adza t\u00e9r k\u00f6vet\u00adke\u00adzik\u201d?) bemond\u00e1sokat&nbsp;[\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-945","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nem-jo","category-vicc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/945","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=945"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/945\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":947,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/945\/revisions\/947"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=945"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=945"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=945"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}