{"id":671,"date":"2008-11-27T10:52:03","date_gmt":"2008-11-27T08:52:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/?p=671"},"modified":"2008-11-27T10:52:03","modified_gmt":"2008-11-27T08:52:03","slug":"elfogott-beszelgetesek","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/?p=671","title":{"rendered":"Elfogott besz\u00e9lget\u00e9sek"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nem vagyok egy nagy hall\u00adga\u00adt\u00f3\u00adz\u00f3s, uta\u00adz\u00e1s k\u00f6z\u00adben \u00e1lta\u00adl\u00e1\u00adban olva\u00adsok vagy mobi\u00adlon j\u00e1t\u00adszom (van vala\u00adki\u00adnek 145-n\u00e9l nagyobb pont\u00adsz\u00e1\u00adma Back\u00adgam\u00admon II-ben?). De teg\u00adnap este \u00e9s ma reg\u00adgel nem tud\u00adtam nem meghallani\/megl\u00e1tni az al\u00e1b\u00adbi esem\u00e9nyeket.<\/p>\n<p>1.) Szer\u00adda, 17:30 k\u00f6r\u00fcl, 206-os busz<br>\nN\u00e9gy <del datetime=\"2008-11-27T08:24:52+00:00\">cig<\/del> <del datetime=\"2008-11-27T08:24:52+00:00\">rom<\/del> nor\u00adv\u00e9g l\u00e1ny \u2014 egy\u00fct\u00adte\u00adsen j\u00f3 eset\u00adben \u00f6tven \u00e9ve\u00adsek \u2014 uta\u00adzott a buszon, k\u00e9t dup\u00adla \u00fcl\u00e9st elfog\u00adlal\u00adv\u00e1n. Ter\u00adm\u00e9\u00adsze\u00adte\u00adsen mobil k\u00e9z\u00adben, zene han\u00adgo\u00adsan hall\u00adgat \u2014 zeng az eg\u00e9sz busz. A \u201czene\u201d: auten\u00adti\u00adkus roma pop, lov\u00e1\u00adri nyel\u00adven. Az egyik l\u00e1ny kis\u00ads\u00e9 sz\u00edn\u00adpa\u00addi\u00ada\u00adsan r\u00e1g\u00f3\u00adzott, konk\u00adr\u00e9\u00adtan bele\u00adny\u00falt k\u00f6ny\u00e9\u00adkig a sz\u00e1\u00adj\u00e1\u00adba, azt\u00e1n a r\u00e1g\u00f3t r\u00e1te\u00adker\u00adte az egyik ujj\u00e1\u00adra (kar\u00adj\u00e1\u00adra?), majd \u00fajra az eg\u00e9\u00adszet. K\u00f6z\u00adben megy az <del datetime=\"2008-11-27T08:24:52+00:00\">ink\u00e1s\u00adzi\u00adm\u00e9\u00adri\u00adme\u00adn\u00f3<\/del> h\u00e1p cse\u00adv\u00e1p p\u00e1p cse\u00adv\u00e1p, de nagyon komolyan.<br>\nNor\u00adv\u00e9g L\u00e1ny Egy, aki a tov\u00e1b\u00adbi\u00adak\u00adban legyen <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Ingrid_Hjelmseth\" target=\"_new\"><strong>Ing\u00adrid<\/strong><\/a>: H\u00e1\u2019 mit mond? <em>(nem tud norv\u00e9g\u00fcl)<\/em><br>\nNor\u00adv\u00e9g L\u00e1ny Ket\u00adt\u0151, a r\u00e1g\u00f3s, n\u00e9v sze\u00adrint <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Gunhild_F%C3%B8lstad\" target=\"_new\"><strong>Gun\u00adhild<\/strong><\/a>: P\u00e1m p\u00e1m, elj\u00f6t\u00adtem hoz\u00adz\u00e1d, p\u00e1m, hi\u00e1\u00adnyoz\u00adt\u00e1l nagyon, pim, l\u00e1tom a sze\u00admed, \u2026 <em>(stb.)<\/em><br>\nNor\u00adv\u00e9g L\u00e1ny H\u00e1rom, azaz <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Solveig_Gulbrandsen\" target=\"_new\"><strong>Sol\u00adve\u00adig<\/strong><\/a>: Nem is! Nem ezt mondja!<br>\n<strong>Gun\u00adhild<\/strong>: De igen! Pim p\u00e1m, lemegy a nap, pim pim, l\u00e1tom az arcod, pum, hoz\u00adz\u00e1d \u00e9rek, pom, hi\u00e1ny\u00adzol, \u2026 (stb.)<br>\n<strong>Sol\u00adve\u00adig<\/strong>: Nem is ezt mondta!<br>\n<em>(f\u00fcg\u00adg\u00f6ny)<\/em><br>\nJ\u00f3, h\u00e1t nem ez volt \u00e9le\u00adtem leg\u00adna\u00adgyobb \u00e9lm\u00e9\u00adnye, de vic\u00adces&nbsp;volt.<\/p>\n<p>2.) Cs\u00fc\u00adt\u00f6r\u00adt\u00f6k, 8:00 k\u00f6r\u00fcl, Cse\u00adpe\u00adli&nbsp;<span class=\"caps\">H\u00c9V<\/span><br>\nItt most nem lesz dia\u00adl\u00f3\u00adgus, m\u00e9g mono\u00adl\u00f3g se. Viszont \u00e9rde\u00adkes besz\u00e9l\u00adge\u00adt\u00e9s folyt k\u00e9t var\u00adr\u00f3\u00adn\u0151 k\u00f6z\u00f6tt, akik a Szom\u00adbat Esti L\u00e1z\u00adban (l\u00e1za\u00adsan?) dol\u00adgoz\u00adnak. Sz\u00f3 volt arr\u00f3l, hogy nem akar\u00adnak m\u00e1r sokat ezzel fog\u00adlal\u00adkoz\u00adni, mert napi 15 \u00f3ra egy id\u0151 ut\u00e1n m\u00e1r sok. N\u00e1ray \u201cIt\u2019s Really Hot In Here\u201d Tam\u00e1s sem olyan j\u00f3 fej, ha hete\u00adken keresz\u00adt\u00fcl ilyen esze\u00adment ruh\u00e1\u00adkat tal\u00e1l ki, amit azt\u00e1n vala\u00adkik\u00adnek meg is kell varr\u00adni\u00aduk. Stohl \u201cj\u00f3 fej\u201d, Katus \u201cara\u00adnyos\u201d, Rami meg \u201c\u00e9des\u201d volt, ha j\u00f3l eml\u00e9k\u00adszem a jel\u00adz\u0151k\u00adre. \u00c9s rem\u00e9l\u00adt\u00e9k azt is, hogy a Csil\u00adlag sz\u00fc\u00adle\u00adtik c. Mega\u00adszt\u00e1r-kop\u00adpin\u00adt\u00e1st nem v\u00e1l\u00adlal\u00adj\u00e1k be, mert \u201caz m\u00e1r sok&nbsp;lesz\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nem vagyok egy nagy hall\u00adga\u00adt\u00f3\u00adz\u00f3s, uta\u00adz\u00e1s k\u00f6z\u00adben \u00e1lta\u00adl\u00e1\u00adban olva\u00adsok vagy mobi\u00adlon j\u00e1t\u00adszom (van vala\u00adki\u00adnek 145-n\u00e9l nagyobb pont\u00adsz\u00e1\u00adma Back\u00adgam\u00admon II-ben?). De teg\u00adnap este \u00e9s ma reg\u00adgel nem tud\u00adtam nem meghallani\/megl\u00e1tni az al\u00e1b\u00adbi ese\u00adm\u00e9\u00adnye\u00adket. 1.) Szer\u00adda, 17:30 k\u00f6r\u00fcl, 206-os busz N\u00e9gy cig rom nor\u00adv\u00e9g l\u00e1ny \u2014 egy\u00fct\u00adte\u00adsen j\u00f3 eset\u00adben \u00f6tven \u00e9ve\u00adsek \u2014 uta\u00adzott a buszon, k\u00e9t&nbsp;dupla&nbsp;[\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-671","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-vicc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/671","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=671"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/671\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":673,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/671\/revisions\/673"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=671"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=671"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=671"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}