{"id":668,"date":"2008-11-25T12:59:12","date_gmt":"2008-11-25T10:59:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/?p=668"},"modified":"2008-11-25T15:22:26","modified_gmt":"2008-11-25T13:22:26","slug":"vicc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/?p=668","title":{"rendered":"Vicc"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Most \u00edgy bele\u00adgon\u00addol\u00adva van\u00adnak vic\u00adcek, amik els\u0151\u00adre nagyon j\u00f3nak t\u0171n\u00adnek, de azt\u00e1n bele\u00adgon\u00addolsz kicsit, \u00e9s r\u00e1j\u00f6ssz, hogy nem is \u00e9rted, mi\u00e9rt j\u00f3 vicc. Per\u00adsze els\u0151\u00adre j\u00f3&nbsp;vicc.<\/p>\n<p>Tegy\u00fck fel, hogy ez a&nbsp;vicc.<\/p>\n<p> \u2014 H\u00e1ny l\u00e1ny lakik a Sch\u00f6nherzben?<br>\n \u2014 1024. Ket\u00adt\u0151 a tizediken.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c9n p\u00e9l\u00add\u00e1\u00adul \u00edgy mes\u00e9ln\u00e9m.<\/p>\n<p> \u2014 H\u00e1ny l\u00e1ny lakik a Sch\u00f6nherzben?<br>\n \u2014 2. Ket\u00adt\u0151 az&nbsp;els\u0151n.<\/p>\n<p>De lehet\u00adne m\u00e1s is, mond\u00adjuk munkak\u00f6zpont\u00fa.<\/p>\n<p> \u2014 H\u00e1ny l\u00e1ny dol\u00adgo\u00adzik a Sch\u00f6nherzben?<br>\n \u2014 1. A f\u00f6ldszinten.<\/p>\n<p>De lehet\u00adne tudo\u00adm\u00e1\u00adnyos (tudom, \u00c1nyos) jel\u00adle\u00adg\u0171&nbsp;is.<\/p>\n<p> \u2014 H\u00e1ny l\u00e1ny lakik a Sch\u00f6nherzben?<br>\n \u2014 4 f\u0151 szin\u00adten\u00adk\u00e9nt, a har\u00adma\u00addik\u00adt\u00f3l kezd\u00adve a tizen\u00adnyol\u00adca\u00addi\u00adkig. Az annyi mint: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=4^3+%2B+4^4+%2B+4^5+%2B+4^6+%2B+4^7+%2B+4^8+%2B+4^9+%2B+4^10+%2B+4^11+%2B+4^12+%2B+4^13+%2B+4^14+%2B+4^15+%2B+4^16+%2B+4^17+%2B+4^18&amp;ie=utf-8&amp;oe=utf-8&amp;aq=t&amp;rls=org.mozilla:hu:official&amp;client=firefox-a\" target=\"_new\">91 625 968 960<\/a>, <span class=\"caps\">LOL<\/span>.<\/p>\n<p>Kor\u00adl\u00e1t\u00adlan lehe\u00adt\u0151\u00ads\u00e9\u00adgek. Kom\u00adment\u00adbe j\u00f6het\u00adnek az \u00faj\u00edt\u00f3k.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Most \u00edgy bele\u00adgon\u00addol\u00adva van\u00adnak vic\u00adcek, amik els\u0151\u00adre nagyon j\u00f3nak t\u0171n\u00adnek, de azt\u00e1n bele\u00adgon\u00addolsz kicsit, \u00e9s r\u00e1j\u00f6ssz, hogy nem is \u00e9rted, mi\u00e9rt j\u00f3 vicc. Per\u00adsze els\u0151\u00adre j\u00f3&nbsp;vicc. Tegy\u00fck fel, hogy ez a&nbsp;vicc. \u2014 H\u00e1ny l\u00e1ny lakik a Sch\u00f6n\u00adherz\u00adben? \u2014 1024. Ket\u00adt\u0151 a tize\u00addi\u00adken. \u00c9n p\u00e9l\u00add\u00e1\u00adul \u00edgy mes\u00e9l\u00adn\u00e9m. \u2014 H\u00e1ny l\u00e1ny lakik a Sch\u00f6n\u00adherz\u00adben? \u2014 2.&nbsp;Kett\u0151&nbsp;[\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-668","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-vicc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/668","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=668"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/668\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":670,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/668\/revisions\/670"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=668"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=668"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=668"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}