{"id":583,"date":"2008-10-11T12:16:54","date_gmt":"2008-10-11T10:16:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/?p=583"},"modified":"2008-10-11T12:16:54","modified_gmt":"2008-10-11T10:16:54","slug":"az-oreg-bacsi-es-az-emos-srac","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/?p=583","title":{"rendered":"Az \u00f6reg b\u00e1csi \u00e9s az em\u00f3s&nbsp;sr\u00e1c"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>86-os busz, megy\u00fcnk a Cs\u00e1\u00adsz\u00e1r-Kom\u00adj\u00e1\u00addi uszo\u00adda fel\u00e9. \u00d6reg b\u00e1csi meg\u00adin\u00addul dur\u00adv\u00e1n, \u00e1tt\u00f6r az embe\u00adre\u00adken az ajt\u00f3 fel\u00e9, majd ott szem\u00adbe\u00adta\u00adl\u00e1l\u00adja mag\u00e1t az em\u00f3s sr\u00e1ccal.<\/p>\n<p>\u00d6reg b\u00e1csi: H\u00e9, jelez\u00adn\u00e9k! Sze\u00adret\u00adn\u00e9k lesz\u00e1llni!<br>\nEm\u00f3s&nbsp;sr\u00e1c:&nbsp;\u2026<br>\n\u00d6reg b\u00e1csi: Jelez\u00adn\u00e9k! Nem tudok jelez\u00adni!&nbsp;H\u00e9!<\/p>\n<p>Mert\u00adhogy az \u00f6reg b\u00e1csi az ajt\u00f3\u00adra er\u0151\u00ads\u00ed\u00adtett gomb\u00adbal akar\u00adta lesz\u00e1l\u00adl\u00e1\u00adsi sz\u00e1n\u00add\u00e9\u00adk\u00e1t jelezni.<\/p>\n<p>Em\u00f3s sr\u00e1c: \u2026<\/p>\n<p>Mert\u00adhogy az em\u00f3s sr\u00e1c \u00e1jpo\u00addot hall\u00adga\u00adtott, \u00edgy a fen\u00adti \u201cp\u00e1r\u00adbe\u00adsz\u00e9d\u00adb\u0151l\u201d nem sokat hallott.<\/p>\n<p>\u00d6reg b\u00e1csi: <em>(r\u00e1z\u00adza az em\u00f3s sr\u00e1c v\u00e1l\u00adl\u00e1t)<\/em> Le aka\u00adrok sz\u00e1ll\u00adni!&nbsp;H\u00e9!<br>\nEm\u00f3s sr\u00e1c: <em>(kih\u00faz\u00adza a f\u00fcl\u00addu\u00adg\u00f3t)<\/em> He? Akkor nyom\u00adja meg a gombot.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c9s az em\u00f3s sr\u00e1c r\u00e1mu\u00adtat a m\u00e1sik nyo\u00adm\u00f3\u00adgomb\u00adra, az \u00f6reg b\u00e1csi kapasz\u00adko\u00add\u00f3 kez\u00e9\u00adt\u0151l 15 centim\u00e9terre.<\/p>\n<p>\u00d6reg b\u00e1csi: <em>(nem\u00e9r\u00adt\u0151s)<\/em> Hogy? Hol?&nbsp;Mi?<\/p>\n<p>V\u00e9g\u00adre meg\u00adl\u00e1t\u00adja a gom\u00adbot. Meg\u00adnyom\u00adja,&nbsp;j\u00f3l.<\/p>\n<p>\u00d6reg b\u00e1csi: <em>(dohog)<\/em> H\u00e1t, nem is hall sem\u00admit! Be van dug\u00adva a f\u00fcle! T\u00f6k&nbsp;s\u00fcket!<br>\nEm\u00f3s sr\u00e1c: \u2026 (t\u00e9ny\u00adleg nem hall sem\u00admit, mert vissza\u00addug\u00adta a f\u00fclhallgat\u00f3t)<\/p>\n<p>\u00d6reg b\u00e1csi lesz\u00e1ll. Em\u00f3s sr\u00e1c marad. F\u00fcgg\u00f6ny.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>86-os busz, megy\u00fcnk a Cs\u00e1\u00ad\u00adsz\u00e1r-Kom\u00ad\u00adj\u00e1\u00ad\u00addi uszo\u00adda fel\u00e9. \u00d6reg b\u00e1csi meg\u00adin\u00addul dur\u00adv\u00e1n, \u00e1tt\u00f6r az embe\u00adre\u00adken az ajt\u00f3 fel\u00e9, majd ott szem\u00adbe\u00adta\u00adl\u00e1l\u00adja mag\u00e1t az em\u00f3s sr\u00e1c\u00adcal. \u00d6reg b\u00e1csi: H\u00e9, jelez\u00adn\u00e9k! Sze\u00adret\u00adn\u00e9k lesz\u00e1ll\u00adni! Em\u00f3s&nbsp;sr\u00e1c:&nbsp;\u2026 \u00d6reg b\u00e1csi: Jelez\u00adn\u00e9k! Nem tudok jelez\u00adni!&nbsp;H\u00e9! Mert\u00adhogy az \u00f6reg b\u00e1csi az ajt\u00f3\u00adra er\u0151\u00ads\u00ed\u00adtett gomb\u00adbal akar\u00adta lesz\u00e1l\u00adl\u00e1\u00adsi sz\u00e1n\u00add\u00e9\u00adk\u00e1t jelez\u00adni. Em\u00f3s sr\u00e1c: \u2026 Mert\u00adhogy az&nbsp;em\u00f3s&nbsp;[\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-583","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nem-jo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/583","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=583"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/583\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":585,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/583\/revisions\/585"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=583"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=583"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=583"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}