{"id":523,"date":"2008-08-26T19:43:02","date_gmt":"2008-08-26T17:43:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/?p=523"},"modified":"2008-08-26T19:43:23","modified_gmt":"2008-08-26T17:43:23","slug":"csepelen-lakunk-top-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/?p=523","title":{"rendered":"Csepelen lakunk \u2014 <span class=\"caps\">TOP<\/span>&nbsp;5"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00d6t dolog, ami miatt m\u00e1r meg\u00ad\u00e9r\u00adte ide k\u00f6lt\u00f6zni.<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Az erk\u00e9ly. Fel\u00fcl\u00adr\u0151l egy\u00adfoly\u00adt\u00e1\u00adban hul\u00adlik le a hamu meg egy cso\u00adm\u00f3 vir\u00e1g\u00adszi\u00adrom, mert nek\u00fcnk nincs ilyen tet\u0151nk vagy ere\u00adsz\u00fcnk. K\u00e9t\u00adhe\u00adten\u00adte bok\u00e1\u00adig \u00e9r a humusz.<\/li>\n<li>Az ala\u00adcso\u00adnyan sz\u00e1l\u00adl\u00f3 meleg\u00adszend\u00advi\u00adcsek. Soha nem gon\u00addol\u00adtam vol\u00adna, hogy b\u00e1r\u00admi is r\u00e1 b\u00edr ven\u00adni a Seat Ibi\u00adza -&gt; Sko\u00adda Fabia cse\u00adr\u00e9\u00adre, de egy rossz\u00adkor, rossz helyen lev\u0151 par\u00adko\u00adl\u00e1s miatt ez is sike\u00adr\u00fclt. (Gyk. vala\u00adki meg\u00adk\u00ed\u00adn\u00e1lt fent\u00adr\u0151l, \u00e9s csu\u00adpa sz\u00f3sz lett sze\u00adg\u00e9ny&nbsp;Ibiza.)<\/li>\n<li>A lom\u00adta\u00adla\u00adn\u00ed\u00adt\u00e1s. Ez itt egy hatal\u00admas ese\u00adm\u00e9ny, egy szin\u00adt\u00e9n cse\u00adpe\u00adli kol\u00adl\u00e9\u00adg\u00e1m sze\u00adrint ez a helyi <em>dzsem\u00adbo\u00adri<\/em>. \u00c9s t\u00e9ny\u00adleg, min\u00adden\u00adki az utc\u00e1\u00adkon van, a f\u00e9l n\u00e9pes\u00ads\u00e9g dob\u00e1l\u00adja ki a cuc\u00adca\u00adit, a m\u00e1sik fele meg hord\u00adja vissza a saj\u00e1t lak\u00e1ba.<\/li>\n<li>A mos\u00f3\u00adg\u00e9p. Eddig k\u00e9t\u00adszer cs\u00fa\u00adszott ki v\u00e9let\u00adle\u00adn\u00fcl a mos\u00f3\u00adg\u00e9p kifo\u00adly\u00f3 cs\u00f6\u00adve a k\u00e1d\u00adb\u00f3l, egy\u00adszer a k\u00fcsz\u00f6\u00adbig fel\u00adt\u00f6l\u00adt\u0151\u00add\u00f6tt a f\u00fcr\u00add\u0151. Vic\u00adces volt, kicsit tar\u00adtot\u00adtunk a len\u00adti\u00adek el\u00e1z\u00adta\u00adt\u00e1\u00ads\u00e1\u00adt\u00f3l (ld. 5. pont), de v\u00e9g\u00fcl nem volt&nbsp;semmi.<\/li>\n<li>A lak\u00f3k. Az alat\u00adtunk lak\u00f3 \u00f6reg\u00adasszony\u00adnak van egy kis <em>stich<\/em>-je, misze\u00adrint mi nyom\u00adda\u00adg\u00e9\u00adpe\u00adket \u00fcze\u00admel\u00adte\u00adt\u00fcnk. Ezt m\u00e1r az el\u0151\u00adz\u0151 lak\u00f3\u00adn\u00e1l is el\u0151\u00adad\u00adta havi rend\u00adsze\u00adres\u00ads\u00e9g\u00adgel, leg\u00adut\u00f3bb teg\u00adnap este ordi\u00adb\u00e1lt teli torok\u00adb\u00f3l \u00e9jjel 10-kor, hogy \u201ckap\u00adcsol\u00adj\u00e1\u00adtok ki a g\u00e9pe\u00adket, vagy h\u00edvom a rend\u00ad\u0151r\u00ads\u00e9\u00adget, ne ebb\u0151l legyen meg a lakb\u00e9r\u201d.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00d6t dolog, ami miatt m\u00e1r meg\u00ad\u00e9r\u00adte ide k\u00f6l\u00adt\u00f6z\u00adni. Az erk\u00e9ly. Fel\u00fcl\u00adr\u0151l egy\u00adfoly\u00adt\u00e1\u00adban hul\u00adlik le a hamu meg egy cso\u00adm\u00f3 vir\u00e1g\u00adszi\u00adrom, mert nek\u00fcnk nincs ilyen tet\u0151nk vagy ere\u00adsz\u00fcnk. K\u00e9t\u00adhe\u00adten\u00adte bok\u00e1\u00adig \u00e9r a humusz. Az ala\u00adcso\u00adnyan sz\u00e1l\u00adl\u00f3 meleg\u00adszend\u00advi\u00adcsek. Soha nem gon\u00addol\u00adtam vol\u00adna, hogy b\u00e1r\u00admi is r\u00e1 b\u00edr ven\u00adni a Seat Ibi\u00adza -&gt; Sko\u00adda Fabia cse\u00adr\u00e9\u00adre, de&nbsp;egy&nbsp;[\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-523","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-elet","category-vicc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/523","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=523"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/523\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":526,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/523\/revisions\/526"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=523"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=523"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=523"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}