{"id":3719,"date":"2020-11-10T11:18:01","date_gmt":"2020-11-10T10:18:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/?p=3719"},"modified":"2021-03-18T04:39:34","modified_gmt":"2021-03-18T03:39:34","slug":"linkedin-karma","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/?p=3719","title":{"rendered":"LinkedIn karma"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Kicsit ciki volt m\u00e1r ez a gines poszt, \u00edgy akar\u00adtam \u00edrni vala\u00admit, hogy lej\u00adjebb men\u00adjen. Mond\u00adjuk nem tudom, hogy ez nem cikibb\u2011e, de leg\u00adal\u00e1bb ezut\u00e1n nem h\u00e1nytam.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Van nekem a Lin\u00adke\u00addI\u00adnen majd\u00adnem 1500 bar\u00e1\u00adtom, mond\u00adjuk ezek\u00adnek egy r\u00e9sz\u00e9\u00adr\u0151l akkor se tud\u00adn\u00e1m elmon\u00adda\u00adni, hogy hon\u00adnan isme\u00adrem, ha nagyon komo\u00adlyan fenye\u00adget\u00adn\u00e9\u00adnek. Na j\u00f3, ez nem igaz, tudom, hogy hon\u00adnan isme\u00adrem az embe\u00adrek j\u00f3 r\u00e9sz\u00e9t: Lin\u00adke\u00addIn\u00adr\u0151l, ami\u00adkor \u00edrtak, hogy \u201clet me be your Valen\u00adtine<\/s> con\u00adnec\u00adti\u00adon\u201d. De nem min\u00adden\u00adki\u00advel dol\u00adgoz\u00adtam egy\u00fctt, ez t\u00e9ny. Egyik ilyen ismim PP<\/span> (ez a monog\u00adram\u00adja), aki\u00advel a minap (h\u00e9t\u00adv\u00e9\u00adg\u00e9n, tegy\u00fck hoz\u00adz\u00e1!) kel\u00adle\u00admes besz\u00e9l\u00adge\u00adt\u00e9\u00adsem volt. Az\u00f3ta m\u00e1r nem BFF-em (ki \u00e9rti, mi\u00e9rt?), de az\u00e9rt ide\u00adra\u00adkom a chat\u00adlo\u00adgot, mert vicces.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

PP<\/span>: Hel\u00adlo Lasz\u00adlo, Let me know if you\u2019\u00adre loo\u00adking for Web and Mobi\u00adle App devel\u00adoper &<\/span> Design\u00ader assis\u00adtance. We pro\u00advi\u00adde qua\u00adlity to our deity cus\u00adto\u00admers at $15\/hr. Qua\u00adlity: www.XXX<\/span>.com\/all-portfolios.php Skills: www.dribbble.com\/XXX<\/span> Look for\u00adward to your response.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

LM<\/span>: Hi P, I\u2019d like to offer you our engi\u00adne\u00ade\u00adring and con\u00adsult\u00ading ser\u00advi\u00adces. We are a bit more expen\u00adsive than 15 bucks an hour, but at lea\u00adst we are not limi\u00adted to mobi\u00adle deve\u00adlop\u00adment. Sho\u00aduld I send you a cont\u00adract? Che\u00aders, Laszlo<\/p>\n\n\n\n

PP<\/span>: Are you loo\u00adking for any web or mobi\u00adle app deve\u00adlop\u00adment ser\u00advi\u00adces for now? We char\u00adge only 15 per hour<\/p>\n\n\n\n

LM<\/span>: Are you loo\u00adking for good devel\u00adopers for now? I can char\u00adge you XXX<\/span> CHF<\/span> a day. (Ide be\u00edr\u00adtam egy sz\u00e9p nagy sz\u00e1\u00admot, ami\u00adnek sem\u00admi k\u00f6ze a val\u00f3\u00ads\u00e1g\u00adhoz.)<\/em> Ple\u00ada\u00adse tell me how much time you need to think to find out that you are trying to sell your deve\u00adlop\u00adment capa\u00adbi\u00adli\u00adti\u00ades to a com\u00adpany who do that and much more. I give you 1 minute.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

PP<\/span>: I under\u00adstand. Just visit our web\u00adsite once: It\u2019s www.XXX<\/span>.com<\/p>\n\n\n\n

LM<\/span>: Who is your boss? I\u2019ll tell her that you keep annoying me<\/p>\n\n\n\n

PP<\/span>: I\u2019m the boss only. The tha\u00adla\u00adi\u00adva of the company<\/p>\n\n\n\n

LM<\/span>: Are you also writing to X and Y? (Ide berak\u00adtam k\u00e9t kon\u00adku\u00adrens c\u00e9g nev\u00e9t, de nem fogom itt rek\u00adl\u00e1\u00admoz\u00adni \u0151ket.)<\/em> Are they loo\u00adking for devel\u00adopers, or may\u00adbe they can sort it out with the\u00adir 300\u2019000 emp\u00adloye\u00ades? (\u2026) I was think\u00ading, I would like to buy a mobi\u00adle app from you guys. It sho\u00aduld be con\u00adnec\u00adted to the mes\u00adsag\u00ading API<\/span> of Lin\u00adke\u00addIn. The use case is simp\u00adle: if I\u2019m wor\u00adking for a deve\u00adlop\u00adment com\u00adpany and som\u00adeo\u00adne app\u00adro\u00ada\u00adches me asking if I need ser\u00advi\u00adces from a deve\u00adlop\u00adment com\u00adpany, then it sends smart and sati\u00adri\u00adcal mes\u00adsa\u00adges to that per\u00adson trying to find out how quickly she will apo\u00adlo\u00adgi\u00adze and stop dis\u00adtur\u00adbing me. How much would this cost?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

PP<\/span>: It\u2019s depends on scope of the docu\u00adment. Ple\u00ada\u00adse sha\u00adre with me so that I can give you exact estimation<\/p>\n\n\n\n

LM<\/span>: I have a simp\u00adler use case. I give you 15 USD<\/span> right now, and you don\u2019t write to me anyth\u00ading for at lea\u00adst a year. No quest\u00adions asked. No links. No offe\u00adring of ser\u00advi\u00adces. Do we have a deal? Tick-tock. Okay, now it went down to 8 USD<\/span>. And now the offer expired<\/p>\n\n\n\n

PP<\/span>: Do you have 15USD<\/span> ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

LM<\/span>: I can get a mortgage<\/p>\n\n\n\n

PP<\/span>: That would be awesome<\/p>\n\n\n\n

LM<\/span>: Send me your IBAN<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

PP<\/span>: For what ? Do you wan\u00adna send $15 ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

LM<\/span>: Yes. But to be able to do so I\u2019d ask you to send me a one-time pay\u00adment of 16 USD<\/span>. To know that you are not a bot. But a seri\u00ado\u00adus busi\u00adness\u00adman. Tha\u00adla\u00adi\u00adva, as we say it in Hun\u00adga\u00adri\u00adan. It trans\u00adla\u00adtes to \u201ca per\u00adson who doesn\u2019t know when to stop mes\u00adsag\u00ading on LinkedIn\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

PP<\/span>: lol<\/p>\n\n\n\n

LM<\/span>: P, I\u2019ll be hon\u00adest with you, I\u2019m not a good client<\/p>\n\n\n\n

PP<\/span>: I understand<\/p>\n\n\n\n

LM<\/span>: You are a nice per\u00adson and I wish you good luck in your busi\u00adness and per\u00adso\u00adnal life. Take care. Stay safe<\/p>\n\n\n\n

PP<\/span>: You really dont know how to talk with per\u00adson. Kar\u00adma will see you soon. Thanks<\/p>\n\n\n\n

LM<\/span>: \ud83d\udc4d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

PP<\/span>: \ud83d\ude0a<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Kicsit ciki volt m\u00e1r ez a gines poszt, \u00edgy akar\u00adtam \u00edrni vala\u00admit, hogy lej\u00adjebb men\u00adjen. Mond\u00adjuk nem tudom, hogy ez nem cikibb\u2011e, de leg\u00adal\u00e1bb ezut\u00e1n nem h\u00e1ny\u00adtam. Van nekem a Lin\u00adke\u00addI\u00adnen majd\u00adnem 1500 bar\u00e1\u00adtom, mond\u00adjuk ezek\u00adnek egy r\u00e9sz\u00e9\u00adr\u0151l akkor se tud\u00adn\u00e1m elmon\u00adda\u00adni, hogy hon\u00adnan isme\u00adrem, ha nagyon komo\u00adlyan fenye\u00adget\u00adn\u00e9\u00adnek. Na j\u00f3, ez nem igaz, tudom, [\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3719","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-munka"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3719","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3719"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3719\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3845,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3719\/revisions\/3845"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3719"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3719"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3719"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}