{"id":357,"date":"2008-05-15T10:20:02","date_gmt":"2008-05-15T08:20:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/?p=357"},"modified":"2010-08-06T22:58:04","modified_gmt":"2010-08-06T20:58:04","slug":"igazsagos-tortenet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/?p=357","title":{"rendered":"Igazs\u00e1gos t\u00f6rt\u00e9net"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Egy\u00adszer volt, hol nem volt, volt egy\u00adszer egy ember, h\u00edv\u00adjuk mond\u00adjuk \u00d6d\u00f6n\u00adnek. \u00d6d\u00f6n kis\u00adko\u00adra \u00f3ta nagy csi\u00adb\u00e9sz volt, v\u00e9gig\u00adter\u00adro\u00adri\u00adz\u00e1l\u00adta a b\u00f6l\u00adcs\u00f6\u00add\u00e9t-\u00f3vo\u00add\u00e1t-isko\u00adl\u00e1t (ez ut\u00f3b\u00adbi 8 osz\u00adt\u00e1\u00adly\u00e1t pon\u00adto\u00adsan 10 \u00e9vig), \u00e1m iga\u00adz\u00e1\u00adb\u00f3l a k\u00f6z\u00e9p\u00adis\u00adko\u00adla alatt kez\u00addett el \u00e9lni. Dro\u00adgot \u00e1rult, embert csem\u00adp\u00e9\u00adszett, l\u00e1nyo\u00adkat fut\u00adta\u00adtott, sz\u00f3\u00adval tel\u00adje\u00adsen szok\u00adv\u00e1\u00adnyos \u00e9le\u00adtet \u00e9lt. 16 \u00e9ves kor\u00e1\u00adban azt\u00e1n f\u0151\u00e1l\u00adl\u00e1st kere\u00adsett, \u00e9s aut\u00f3\u00adtol\u00advaj lett, mel\u00adlet\u00adte hob\u00adbi\u00adk\u00e9nt b\u00e9r\u00adgyil\u00adkos \u00e9s csa\u00adl\u00f3 (\u00e9s ez m\u00e9g csak Cs bet\u0171 az ABC-ben). Els\u0151 havi kere\u00adse\u00adt\u00e9\u00adb\u0151l egy 20 \u00e9ves Mer\u00adcit vett, azt\u00e1n sz\u00e9p sor\u00adban k\u00f6vet\u00adke\u00adzett az \u00f6sszes t\u00f6b\u00adbi: <span class=\"caps\">BMW<\/span>, Audi. \u00d6d\u00f6n tavaly azt\u00e1n Lexus\u00adra v\u00e1l\u00adtott, amit potom 17 mil\u00adli\u00ad\u00f3\u00ad\u00e9rt vett \u2014 a bolond\u00adnak is meg\u00ad\u00e9ri. \u00d6d\u00f6n az utak kir\u00e1\u00adlya volt, min\u00adden\u00adkit ledu\u00add\u00e1lt, befu\u00adra\u00adko\u00addott min\u00adden apr\u00f3 r\u00e9s\u00adbe. Hogy m\u00e9g v\u00e9let\u00adle\u00adn\u00fcl se tud\u00adjon inde\u00adxel\u00adni, a m\u00e1r\u00adka\u00adszer\u00adv\u00edz\u00adben kisze\u00addet\u00adte az izz\u00f3\u00adkat az ir\u00e1ny\u00adjel\u00adz\u0151\u00adb\u0151l. Min\u00addig tilos\u00adban par\u00adkolt, \u00e9s soha\u00adsem b\u00fcn\u00adtet\u00adt\u00e9k meg, m\u00edgnem&nbsp;\u2026<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/lexus.jpg\" title=\"Lexus\" rel=\"lightbox\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/lexus.jpg\" alt=\"Lexus\" title=\"Lexus\" width=\"400\" height=\"232\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-358\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ter\u00adm\u00e9\u00adsze\u00adte\u00adsen a fen\u00adti t\u00f6r\u00adt\u00e9\u00adnet tel\u00adjes m\u00e9r\u00adt\u00e9k\u00adben az \u00e9n (rossz) fan\u00adt\u00e1\u00adzi\u00ad\u00e1m sz\u00fc\u00adle\u00adm\u00e9\u00adnye. E Lexus tulaj\u00addo\u00adno\u00adsa bizo\u00adny\u00e1\u00adra egy becs\u00fc\u00adle\u00adtes \u00fczlet\u00adem\u00adber, aki ad\u00f3\u00adzik, tisz\u00adtes\u00ads\u00e9\u00adges mun\u00adk\u00e1\u00adja van, meg ilye\u00adnek. Tov\u00e1b\u00adb\u00e1 Magyar\u00ador\u00adsz\u00e1g nem az az orsz\u00e1g, ahol t\u00fal sok kitetov\u00e1lt\/kopasz\/kigy\u00fart ember\u00adnek len\u00adne 10\/20\/30+ mil\u00adli\u00ad\u00f3s luxus\u00adau\u00adt\u00f3\u00adja nyil\u00adv\u00e1n\u00adva\u00adl\u00f3\u00adan t\u00f6r\u00adv\u00e9ny\u00adte\u00adlen m\u00f3don szer\u00adzett p\u00e9nz\u00adb\u0151l. Ezen k\u00edv\u00fcl pedig Magyar\u00ador\u00adsz\u00e1g jog\u00ad\u00e1l\u00adlam, ahol min\u00adden\u00adki egyen\u00adl\u0151, \u00e9s k\u00fcl\u00f6n\u00adben&nbsp;is.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Egy\u00adszer volt, hol nem volt, volt egy\u00adszer egy ember, h\u00edv\u00adjuk mond\u00adjuk \u00d6d\u00f6n\u00adnek. \u00d6d\u00f6n kis\u00adko\u00adra \u00f3ta nagy csi\u00adb\u00e9sz volt, v\u00e9gig\u00adter\u00adro\u00adri\u00adz\u00e1l\u00adta a b\u00f6l\u00ad\u00adcs\u00f6\u00ad\u00add\u00e9t-\u00f3vo\u00ad\u00add\u00e1t-isko\u00ad\u00adl\u00e1t (ez ut\u00f3b\u00adbi 8 osz\u00adt\u00e1\u00adly\u00e1t pon\u00adto\u00adsan 10 \u00e9vig), \u00e1m iga\u00adz\u00e1\u00adb\u00f3l a k\u00f6z\u00e9p\u00adis\u00adko\u00adla alatt kez\u00addett el \u00e9lni. Dro\u00adgot \u00e1rult, embert csem\u00adp\u00e9\u00adszett, l\u00e1nyo\u00adkat fut\u00adta\u00adtott, sz\u00f3\u00adval tel\u00adje\u00adsen szok\u00adv\u00e1\u00adnyos \u00e9le\u00adtet \u00e9lt. 16 \u00e9ves kor\u00e1\u00adban azt\u00e1n f\u0151\u00e1l\u00adl\u00e1st kere\u00adsett, \u00e9s aut\u00f3tolvaj&nbsp;[\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-357","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-autos","category-vicc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/357","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=357"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/357\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1569,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/357\/revisions\/1569"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=357"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=357"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=357"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}