{"id":3238,"date":"2017-03-08T07:40:01","date_gmt":"2017-03-08T06:40:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/?p=3238"},"modified":"2017-03-15T05:31:31","modified_gmt":"2017-03-15T04:31:31","slug":"eljenek-a-svajci-nok","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/?p=3238","title":{"rendered":"\u00c9ljenek a (sv\u00e1jci) n\u0151k!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A nem\u00adzet\u00adk\u00f6\u00adzi n\u0151nap alkal\u00adm\u00e1\u00adb\u00f3l sze\u00adret\u00adn\u00e9m meg\u00adosz\u00adta\u00adni azt az \u00f3vo\u00addai fel\u00adada\u00adtot, amit a gye\u00adre\u00adkek kap\u00adtak. Vala\u00adhogy ez annyi\u00adra sv\u00e1j\u00adci, hogy nem is kell nagyon magya\u00adr\u00e1\u00adzat&nbsp;hozz\u00e1.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Mit csi\u00adn\u00e1l&nbsp;apa?<\/strong><br>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/apa.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/apa-1024x587.jpg\" alt width=\"660\" height=\"378\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-3240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/apa-1024x587.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/apa-400x229.jpg 400w, https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/apa-768x440.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\"><\/a><br>\nApa aut\u00f3t vezet, tele\u00adfo\u00adn\u00e1l (biz\u00adtos vala\u00admi fon\u00adtos mee\u00adting, mert \u00f6lt\u00f6ny\u00adben-nyak\u00adken\u00add\u0151\u00adben van), foci\u00adzik, t\u00far\u00e1\u00adzik, s\u00edel (ver\u00adseny\u00adsze\u00adr\u0171\u00aden), k\u00e1v\u00e9\u00adzik (kis\u00adujj!), \u00faszik, olvas (mert \u0151&nbsp;tud).<\/p>\n<p><strong>Mit csi\u00adn\u00e1l&nbsp;anya?<\/strong><br>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/anya.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/anya-1024x538.jpg\" alt width=\"660\" height=\"347\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-3239\" srcset=\"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/anya-1024x538.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/anya-400x210.jpg 400w, https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/anya-768x403.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\"><\/a><br>\nEk\u00f6z\u00adben anya \u00e9ne\u00adkel (kara\u00adoke?), f\u0151z, s\u00fctit s\u00fct (biz\u00adtos j\u00f6n haza apa), kite\u00adre\u00adge\u00adti a ruh\u00e1\u00adkat, moso\u00adgat (az az arc!), varr, vasal (nagyon m\u00f3k\u00e1s ez a tev\u00e9\u00adkeny\u00ads\u00e9g), bev\u00e1s\u00e1rol.<\/p>\n<p>A l\u00e9nyeg, hogy min\u00adden\u00adki tud\u00adja, hol a&nbsp;helye!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A nem\u00adzet\u00adk\u00f6\u00adzi n\u0151nap alkal\u00adm\u00e1\u00adb\u00f3l sze\u00adret\u00adn\u00e9m meg\u00adosz\u00adta\u00adni azt az \u00f3vo\u00addai fel\u00adada\u00adtot, amit a gye\u00adre\u00adkek kap\u00adtak. Vala\u00adhogy ez annyi\u00adra sv\u00e1j\u00adci, hogy nem is kell nagyon magya\u00adr\u00e1\u00adzat&nbsp;hoz\u00adz\u00e1. Mit csi\u00adn\u00e1l&nbsp;apa? Apa aut\u00f3t vezet, tele\u00adfo\u00adn\u00e1l (biz\u00adtos vala\u00admi fon\u00adtos mee\u00adting, mert \u00f6lt\u00f6ny\u00ad\u00adben-nyak\u00ad\u00adken\u00ad\u00add\u0151\u00ad\u00adben van), foci\u00adzik, t\u00far\u00e1\u00adzik, s\u00edel (ver\u00adseny\u00adsze\u00adr\u0171\u00aden), k\u00e1v\u00e9\u00adzik (kis\u00adujj!), \u00faszik, olvas (mert \u0151&nbsp;tud). Mit csi\u00adn\u00e1l&nbsp;anya? Ek\u00f6z\u00adben anya \u00e9ne\u00adkel (kara\u00adoke?), f\u0151z,&nbsp;s\u00fctit&nbsp;[\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,47],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3238","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-vicc","category-zurich"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3238","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3238"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3238\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3249,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3238\/revisions\/3249"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3238"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3238"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3238"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}