{"id":2948,"date":"2015-01-07T22:50:38","date_gmt":"2015-01-07T21:50:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/?p=2948"},"modified":"2015-01-07T22:50:38","modified_gmt":"2015-01-07T21:50:38","slug":"en-es-a-gomba","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/?p=2948","title":{"rendered":"\u00c9n \u00e9s a gomba"},"content":{"rendered":"

D\u00e9l\u00adut\u00e1n eszem\u00adbe jutott, hogy \u00edrok egy kicsit a gom\u00adb\u00e1\u00adr\u00f3l, mert ez egy igen \u00e9rde\u00adkes t\u00e9ma. Kez\u00add\u00e9s\u00adnek meg\u00adn\u00e9z\u00adtem, hogy mit \u00edrtam eddig. Miu\u00adt\u00e1n kisz\u0171r\u00adtem az olyan fals tal\u00e1\u00adla\u00adto\u00adkat, mint a blogom\u00adba<\/strong> vagy az Esz\u00adtergom\u00adba<\/strong>, kide\u00adr\u00fclt, hogy \u00edrtam a kef\u00edr\u00adgom\u00adb\u00e1\u00adr\u00f3l<\/a>, a k\u00ednai leves\u00adben nyo\u00admok\u00adban el\u0151\u00adfor\u00addu\u00adl\u00f3 gom\u00adb\u00e1\u00adr\u00f3l<\/a>, illet\u00adve egy iga\u00adzi gom\u00adba-\u00e9lm\u00e9ny\u00adr\u0151l<\/a>, ami az Olim\u00adpi\u00ad\u00e1\u00adban \u00e9rt min\u00adket. Olya\u00adno\u00adkat \u00edrtam, mint \u201c\u00e9n ut\u00e1\u00adlom a gom\u00adb\u00e1t\u201d meg \u201ca gom\u00adb\u00e1t kegyet\u00adle\u00adn\u00fcl ut\u00e1\u00adlom\u201d. Ez ide\u00ads\u00adto\u00adva 6 \u00e9ve volt, \u00e9s sok\u00e1\u00adig \u00fagy t\u0171nt, hogy ez a v\u00e9le\u00adm\u00e9\u00adnyem kitart \u00f6r\u00f6kk\u00e9.<\/p>\n

Kap\u00adcso\u00adla\u00adtunk kez\u00adde\u00adt\u00e9\u00adhez sok-sok \u00e9vet kell vissza\u00admen\u00adn\u00fcnk az id\u0151\u00adben. Nem tudom, mikor tal\u00e1l\u00adkoz\u00adtam el\u0151\u00adsz\u00f6r a gom\u00adb\u00e1\u00adval, mint \u00e9tel\u00adlel (a gom\u00adb\u00e1\u00adra, mint STD-re tisz\u00adt\u00e1b\u00adban eml\u00e9k\u00adszem), de ami\u00ad\u00f3ta eml\u00e9\u00adke\u00adim van\u00adnak, \u00e9n t\u00e9ny\u00adleg min\u00addig r\u00fchell\u00adtem a gom\u00adb\u00e1t. R\u00e1n\u00adtott gom\u00adba\u00adfe\u00adjek, gom\u00adba\u00adp\u00f6r\u00adk\u00f6lt, gom\u00adba\u00adpap\u00adri\u00adk\u00e1s, gom\u00adb\u00e1s piz\u00adza, nekem tel\u00adje\u00adsen mind\u00adegy volt, nem sze\u00adret\u00adtem. Min\u00addig a gom\u00adba \u00e1lla\u00adg\u00e1\u00adval \u00e9s rend\u00adszer\u00adta\u00adn\u00e1\u00adval volt gon\u00addom: se nem puha, se nem kem\u00e9ny; se nem \u00e1llat, se nem n\u00f6v\u00e9ny.<\/p>\n

Egy id\u0151 ut\u00e1n a kis Lac\u00adk\u00f3 \u00fagy d\u00f6n\u00adt\u00f6tt, hogy el\u00e9g is volt ebb\u0151l az ismer\u00adke\u00add\u00e9s\u00adb\u0151l, soha t\u00f6b\u00adbet meg sem k\u00f3s\u00adto\u00adlok sem\u00admi\u00adf\u00e9\u00adle gom\u00adb\u00e1t vagy gom\u00adb\u00e1t tar\u00adtal\u00adma\u00adz\u00f3 \u00e9telt. Egy alka\u00adlom\u00admal, egy csa\u00adl\u00e1\u00addi eb\u00e9d alkal\u00adm\u00e1\u00adval k\u00f6z\u00f6l\u00adtem a sz\u00fc\u00adle\u00adim\u00admel, hogy m\u00e1r\u00adpe\u00addig \u00e9n nem eszem a gom\u00adba\u00adle\u00adves\u00adb\u0151l, mert van ben\u00adne gom\u00adba. Nem, meg sem k\u00f3s\u00adto\u00adlom, mert van ben\u00adne gom\u00adba. Per\u00adsze ezt nem ilyen fino\u00adman, \u00fari\u00adem\u00adber m\u00f3d\u00adj\u00e1\u00adra adtam el\u0151, hanem vala\u00admi ret\u00adte\u00adne\u00adtes hisz\u00adti\u00advel, cs\u00f6\u00adk\u00f6\u00adny\u00f6s\u00ads\u00e9g\u00adgel, kia\u00adb\u00e1\u00adl\u00e1s\u00adsal. \u00c9des\u00adap\u00e1m egy id\u0151 ut\u00e1n meg\u00adel\u00e9\u00adgel\u00adte a cir\u00adkuszt, \u00e9s adott nekem egy kel\u00adle\u00admes, neve\u00adl\u0151 c\u00e9l\u00adza\u00adt\u00fa, atyai toc\u00adkost. A len\u00add\u00fc\u00adlet\u00adt\u0151l \u00e9n azon nyom\u00adban bele\u00adfe\u00adjel\u00adtem a leves\u00adbe, a gom\u00adba\u00adda\u00adra\u00adbok egyen\u00adle\u00adte\u00adsen elosz\u00adlot\u00adtak az arco\u00admon, azt\u00e1n las\u00adsan elkezd\u00adtem kana\u00adlaz\u00adni a levest. Mit mond\u00adjak, nem sze\u00adret\u00adtem meg a gomb\u00e1t.<\/p>\n

Tel\u00adtek-m\u00fal\u00adtak az \u00e9vek, oly\u00adkor-oly\u00adkor bele\u00adk\u00f3s\u00adtol\u00adtam vala\u00admi gom\u00adb\u00e1s\u00adba, els\u0151\u00adsor\u00adban v\u00e9let\u00adle\u00adn\u00fcl. Azt\u00e1n p\u00e1r h\u00f3nap\u00adja bemen\u00adt\u00fcnk a klo\u00adte\u00adni Spar\u00adba, elmen\u00adtem a h\u0171t\u0151\u00adpult el\u0151tt, meg\u00adl\u00e1t\u00adtam egy t\u00e1l\u00adca friss gom\u00adb\u00e1t, \u00e9s berak\u00adtam a kosa\u00adrunk\u00adba. Ott\u00adhon Regi meg\u00adpu\u00adcol\u00adta (nem \u00e9rtet\u00adte, mihez kez\u00addek majd a gom\u00adb\u00e1k\u00adkal), \u00e9n meg fel\u00adkoc\u00adk\u00e1z\u00adtam, meg\u00ads\u00fc\u00adt\u00f6t\u00adtem, \u00e9s meg\u00adet\u00adtem. Nem \u00e9rtem. (Regi se.) Az \u00e1lla\u00adga m\u00e9g min\u00addig a r\u00e9gi, f\u00e9l\u00ad\u00faton a n\u00f6v\u00e9ny \u00e9s az \u00e1llat k\u00f6z\u00f6tt. \u00c9s nem \u00e9rtem, \u00edzlik. Az\u00f3ta pedig egy\u00adfoly\u00adt\u00e1\u00adban gom\u00adb\u00e1t eszem, mint ami\u00adkor vala\u00adki elkez\u00addi enni az \u00e9telt, ami\u00adt\u0151l addig \u00e9ve\u00adkig el volt tilt\u00adva. Volt olyan, hogy egy nap h\u00e1rom\u00adszor is ettem gom\u00adb\u00e1t. Ettem gril\u00adle\u00adzett gom\u00adba\u00adfe\u00adje\u00adket, gom\u00adba\u00adkr\u00e9m\u00adle\u00advest, gom\u00adba\u00adp\u00f6rt\u00adk\u00f6l\u00adt\u00f6t, apr\u00f3\u00adra v\u00e1gott gom\u00adb\u00e1t s\u00fct\u00adve, kari\u00adk\u00e1\u00adkat pir\u00edt\u00adva. Nem \u00e9rtem.<\/p>\n

Itt vagyok teh\u00e1t, 30 \u00e9ve\u00adsen, \u00e9s egyik pil\u00adla\u00adnat\u00adr\u00f3l a m\u00e1sik\u00adra meg\u00adsze\u00adret\u00adtem a gom\u00adb\u00e1t. Nem tudom, van\u2011e ilyen beteg\u00ads\u00e9g, de ha len\u00adne, akkor lati\u00adnul repen\u00adte\u00adfun\u00adgusp\u00adhi\u00adlia len\u00adne a neve.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

D\u00e9l\u00adut\u00e1n eszem\u00adbe jutott, hogy \u00edrok egy kicsit a gom\u00adb\u00e1\u00adr\u00f3l, mert ez egy igen \u00e9rde\u00adkes t\u00e9ma. Kez\u00add\u00e9s\u00adnek meg\u00adn\u00e9z\u00adtem, hogy mit \u00edrtam eddig. Miu\u00adt\u00e1n kisz\u0171r\u00adtem az olyan fals tal\u00e1\u00adla\u00adto\u00adkat, mint a blogom\u00adba vagy az Esz\u00adtergom\u00adba, kide\u00adr\u00fclt, hogy \u00edrtam a kef\u00edr\u00adgom\u00adb\u00e1\u00adr\u00f3l, a k\u00ednai leves\u00adben nyo\u00admok\u00adban el\u0151\u00adfor\u00addu\u00adl\u00f3 gom\u00adb\u00e1\u00adr\u00f3l, illet\u00adve egy iga\u00adzi gom\u00ad\u00adba-\u00e9lm\u00e9ny\u00ad\u00adr\u0151l, ami az Olim\u00adpi\u00ad\u00e1\u00adban \u00e9rt min\u00adket. Olya\u00adno\u00adkat \u00edrtam, [\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2948","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-elet","category-etel-ital"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2948","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2948"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2948\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2950,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2948\/revisions\/2950"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2948"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2948"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2948"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}