{"id":277,"date":"2008-03-15T16:48:07","date_gmt":"2008-03-15T15:48:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php\/2008\/03\/15\/a-porszivo-esete-a-laptoppal\/"},"modified":"2008-03-15T16:51:04","modified_gmt":"2008-03-15T15:51:04","slug":"a-porszivo-esete-a-laptoppal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/?p=277","title":{"rendered":"A porsz\u00edv\u00f3 esete a laptoppal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Vala\u00adme\u00adlyik nap porsz\u00edv\u00f3ztam.<\/p>\n<p><em>Hagyok egy kis id\u0151t, hogy gon\u00addo\u00adlat\u00adban gra\u00adtu\u00adl\u00e1l\u00adja\u00adtok, mily\u2019 h\u00e1zi\u00adas is vagyok. K\u00f6sz\u00f6n\u00f6m.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Gon\u00addol\u00adtam, hogy kitisz\u00adt\u00ed\u00adtom Regi lap\u00adtop\u00adj\u00e1t is, mert hogy csu\u00adpa por. Fog\u00adtam a cs\u00f6\u00advet, \u00e9s \u00f3va\u00adto\u00adsan oda\u00adtar\u00adtot\u00adtam a bil\u00adlen\u00adty\u0171\u00adzet f\u00f6l\u00e9, hogy kisz\u00edv\u00adja a port. J\u00f6tt a por, \u00e9n meg men\u00adtem sz\u00e9\u00adpen v\u00e9gig a bet\u0171k k\u00f6z\u00f6tt.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c9s ekkor be\u00fct\u00f6tt a krach. Regi meg\u00adcsi\u00adki\u00adzett, \u00e9n meg\u00adbi\u00adcsak\u00adlot\u00adtam, a cs\u0151 hoz\u00adz\u00e1\u00adta\u00adpadt a lap\u00adtop\u00adhoz, \u00e9s az F bet\u0171 besz\u00edv\u00f3dott\u2026<\/p>\n<p>A por\u00adzs\u00e1k leg\u00adal\u00adj\u00e1n meg\u00adta\u00adl\u00e1l\u00adtam a kis reni\u00adtenst, Regi pedig sz\u00e9\u00adpen vissza\u00ad\u00fcl\u00adtet\u00adte a hely\u00e9\u00adre. Az\u00f3ta csend\u00adben van, rit\u00adk\u00e1n&nbsp;sz\u00f3l.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/phot0083.JPG\" alt=\"F\" title=\"F\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vala\u00adme\u00adlyik nap por\u00adsz\u00ed\u00adv\u00f3z\u00adtam. Hagyok egy kis id\u0151t, hogy gon\u00addo\u00adlat\u00adban gra\u00adtu\u00adl\u00e1l\u00adja\u00adtok, mily\u2019 h\u00e1zi\u00adas is vagyok. K\u00f6sz\u00f6\u00adn\u00f6m. Gon\u00addol\u00adtam, hogy kitisz\u00adt\u00ed\u00adtom Regi lap\u00adtop\u00adj\u00e1t is, mert hogy csu\u00adpa por. Fog\u00adtam a cs\u00f6\u00advet, \u00e9s \u00f3va\u00adto\u00adsan oda\u00adtar\u00adtot\u00adtam a bil\u00adlen\u00adty\u0171\u00adzet f\u00f6l\u00e9, hogy kisz\u00edv\u00adja a port. J\u00f6tt a por, \u00e9n meg men\u00adtem sz\u00e9\u00adpen v\u00e9gig a bet\u0171k k\u00f6z\u00f6tt. \u00c9s ekkor be\u00fct\u00f6tt a krach. Regi&nbsp;[\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-277","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-regi","category-vicc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=277"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=277"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}