{"id":1443,"date":"2010-07-24T18:19:15","date_gmt":"2010-07-24T16:19:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/?p=1443"},"modified":"2010-07-24T18:19:15","modified_gmt":"2010-07-24T16:19:15","slug":"karomkodni-kvebekben-18","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/?p=1443","title":{"rendered":"K\u00e1romkodni Kvebekben (18+)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><small>Figye\u00adlem! Jelent poszt k\u00e1rom\u00adko\u00add\u00e1\u00adsok\u00adkal ter\u00adhelt, meg\u00adte\u00adkin\u00adt\u00e9\u00ads\u00e9t sem\u00admi\u00adlyen kor\u00adosz\u00adt\u00e1ly\u00adnak nem aj\u00e1nljuk!<br>\nAttent\u00adion! Cet artic\u00adle con\u00adti\u00adent bea\u00adu\u00adco\u00adup de pre\u00adsta\u00adti\u00adon de ser\u00adment, pour adul\u00adtes seulement!<\/small><\/p>\n<p>A teg\u00adna\u00adpi <span class=\"caps\">BBQ<\/span> m\u00e1sik kiemelt t\u00e9m\u00e1\u00adj\u00e1\u00adnak k\u00fcl\u00f6n bejegy\u00adz\u00e9st szen\u00adte\u00adlek. K\u00e1rom\u00adko\u00add\u00e1\u00adsok, ahogy azt a kve\u00adbe\u00adki\u00adek csi\u00adn\u00e1l\u00adj\u00e1k, illet\u00adve magyar szem\u00adsz\u00f6g\u00adb\u0151l helyt\u00ad\u00e1l\u00adl\u00f3bb a \u201cpr\u00f3\u00adb\u00e1l\u00adj\u00e1k csi\u00adn\u00e1l\u00adni\u201d kifejez\u00e9s.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ala\u00adpok<\/strong><br>\nAmit eddig a k\u00e1rom\u00adko\u00add\u00e1s\u00adr\u00f3l gon\u00addol\u00adta\u00adtok, azt itt el kell felej\u00adte\u00adni. Sz\u00e1\u00admom\u00adra m\u00e1r az fur\u00adcsa volt, hogy fran\u00adci\u00ad\u00e1\u00adul besz\u00e9\u00adl\u0151 embe\u00adrek h\u00f3t nyu\u00adgi\u00adban \u00fclnek eg\u00e9sz nap a g\u00e9p el\u0151tt, \u00e9s egy f\u00e9l indu\u00adlat\u00adsz\u00f3t sem lehet hal\u00adla\u00adni. Sehol egy <em>mer\u00adde<\/em> vagy <em>puta\u00adin<\/em>. Az okok a k\u00f6vetkez\u0151ek.<br>\n1.) Nem k\u00e1rom\u00adkod\u00adnak, vagy csak nagyon rit\u00adk\u00e1n. Nem szok\u00e1s.<br>\n2.) A k\u00e1rom\u00adko\u00add\u00e1\u00adsa\u00adik magyar szem\u00admel n\u00e9z\u00adve ink\u00e1bb vic\u00adce\u00adsek, mint dur\u00adv\u00e1k. Leg\u00adin\u00adk\u00e1bb a sz\u00e1\u00adnal\u00admas jel\u00adz\u0151t lehet\u00adne hasz\u00adn\u00e1l\u00adni, de egy\u00adr\u00e9szt nem aka\u00adrom \u0151ket meg\u00adb\u00e1n\u00adta\u00adni, mert t\u00e9ny\u00adleg meg\u00adsze\u00adret\u00adtem Que\u00adbec lak\u00f3\u00adit, m\u00e1s\u00adr\u00e9szt meg ha job\u00adban bele\u00adgon\u00addo\u00adlok, ink\u00e1bb az a sz\u00e1\u00adnal\u00admas, hogy b\u00e1r\u00admi\u00adkor tudok k\u00e1rom\u00adkod\u00adni 5 per\u00adcig an\u00e9l\u00adk\u00fcl, hogy annak b\u00e1r\u00admi \u00e9rtel\u00adme len\u00adne, vagy hogy b\u00e1r\u00admi\u00adlyen kife\u00adje\u00adz\u00e9st egy\u00adn\u00e9l t\u00f6bb\u00adsz\u00f6r mondan\u00e9k.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Sza\u00advak<\/strong><br>\nItt a k\u00e1rom\u00adko\u00add\u00e1\u00adsok a temp\u00adlom\u00admal kap\u00adcso\u00adla\u00adto\u00adsak. Mind\u00adegyik. A vonat\u00adko\u00adz\u00f3 Wiki\u00adp\u00e9\u00addia <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Quebec_French_profanity#List_of_common_sacres\" target=\"_new\">sz\u00f3\u00adcikk<\/a> eg\u00e9\u00adszen pon\u00adto\u00adsan tizen\u00adegy (!) k\u00e1rom\u00adko\u00add\u00e1st ismer. Ha lefor\u00add\u00ed\u00adta\u00adn\u00e1nk a k\u00e1rom\u00adko\u00add\u00e1\u00adso\u00adkat, akkor kb. ezt kap\u00adn\u00e1nk: kehely, gyer\u00adtya, s\u00e1tor, Krisz\u00adtus, vagy a leg\u00addur\u00adv\u00e1bb: \u00e1tko\u00adzott. Egy\u00e9b\u00adk\u00e9nt a leg\u00adgya\u00adko\u00adribb k\u00e1rom\u00adko\u00add\u00e1s a <em>tabar\u00adnak<\/em>, ez az a doboz, ami az olt\u00e1\u00adron \u00e1ll, \u00e9s vala\u00admi k\u00f6ze van az \u00farva\u00adcso\u00adr\u00e1\u00adhoz (saj\u00adnos hi\u00e1\u00adnyos a nevel\u00adte\u00adt\u00e9\u00adsem ebben a t\u00e9m\u00e1\u00adban, aki tud\u00adja a helyes kife\u00adje\u00adz\u00e9st, kom\u00adment\u00adben seg\u00edthet).<\/p>\n<p><strong>Gya\u00adkor\u00adl\u00e1s<\/strong><br>\nAhogy mes\u00e9l\u00adt\u00e9k, nin\u00adcse\u00adnek sza\u00adb\u00e1\u00adlyok, iga\u00adz\u00e1\u00adb\u00f3l ran\u00addom mon\u00addo\u00adgat\u00adni kell eze\u00adket a sza\u00adva\u00adkat, \u00e9s akkor k\u00e1rom\u00adkodsz kem\u00e9\u00adnyen. Az iga\u00adz\u00e1n pro\u00adfik eg\u00e9\u00adszen arra a szint\u00adre jut\u00adhat\u00adnak el, amit ebben a vide\u00ad\u00f3\u00adban hallhattok.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><object width=\"500\" height=\"306\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/9sniMbSEzsg&amp;hl=hu_HU&amp;fs=1?rel=0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/9sniMbSEzsg&amp;hl=hu_HU&amp;fs=1?rel=0\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"500\" height=\"306\"><\/object><\/div>\n<p>Ennyit err\u0151l. Ne k\u00e1romkodjatok!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Figye\u00adlem! Jelent poszt k\u00e1rom\u00adko\u00add\u00e1\u00adsok\u00adkal ter\u00adhelt, meg\u00adte\u00adkin\u00adt\u00e9\u00ads\u00e9t sem\u00admi\u00adlyen kor\u00adosz\u00adt\u00e1ly\u00adnak nem aj\u00e1nl\u00adjuk! Attent\u00adion! Cet artic\u00adle con\u00adti\u00adent bea\u00adu\u00adco\u00adup de pre\u00adsta\u00adti\u00adon de ser\u00adment, pour adul\u00adtes seu\u00adle\u00adment! A teg\u00adna\u00adpi <span class=\"caps\">BBQ<\/span> m\u00e1sik kiemelt t\u00e9m\u00e1\u00adj\u00e1\u00adnak k\u00fcl\u00f6n bejegy\u00adz\u00e9st szen\u00adte\u00adlek. K\u00e1rom\u00adko\u00add\u00e1\u00adsok, ahogy azt a kve\u00adbe\u00adki\u00adek csi\u00adn\u00e1l\u00adj\u00e1k, illet\u00adve magyar szem\u00adsz\u00f6g\u00adb\u0151l helyt\u00ad\u00e1l\u00adl\u00f3bb a \u201cpr\u00f3\u00adb\u00e1l\u00adj\u00e1k csi\u00adn\u00e1l\u00adni\u201d kife\u00adje\u00adz\u00e9s. Ala\u00adpok Amit eddig a k\u00e1rom\u00adko\u00add\u00e1s\u00adr\u00f3l gon\u00addol\u00adta\u00adtok, azt itt el&nbsp;kell&nbsp;[\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1443","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quebec"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1443","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1443"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1443\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1446,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1443\/revisions\/1446"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1443"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1443"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1443"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}