{"id":1142,"date":"2009-10-29T08:33:35","date_gmt":"2009-10-29T06:33:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/?p=1142"},"modified":"2010-08-02T22:20:55","modified_gmt":"2010-08-02T20:20:55","slug":"ko-papir-ollo-gyik-spock-britney-sor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/?p=1142","title":{"rendered":"K\u0151, pap\u00edr, oll\u00f3, gy\u00edk, Spock, Britney, s\u00f6r"},"content":{"rendered":"

Nem aka\u00adrok ide\u00adgen tol\u00adlak\u00adkal \u00e9kes\u00adked\u00adni, \u00fagy\u00adhogy el\u0151\u00adre k\u00f6z\u00adl\u00f6m, hogy az al\u00e1b\u00adbi\u00ada\u00adkat nem \u00e9n tal\u00e1l\u00adtam ki, csak k\u00f6z\u00adl\u00f6m, mert tet\u00adszik. Ha vala\u00adki\u00adnek nem tet\u00adszik, akkor vegye le az ing\u00e9t.<\/p>\n

Sz\u00f3\u00adval, kezd\u00adj\u00fck tal\u00e1n ott, hogy van a j\u00f3 \u00f6reg k\u0151-pap\u00edr-oll\u00f3 j\u00e1t\u00e9k. Min\u00adden\u00adki isme\u00adri, k\u00e9t\u00adsze\u00adm\u00e9\u00adlyes \u201ct\u00e1r\u00adsas\u00adj\u00e1\u00adt\u00e9k\u201d, nem kell hoz\u00adz\u00e1 sem\u00admi, csak k\u00e9t (egy-egy) k\u00e9z. \u00c9n anno m\u00e9g lovas\u00adt\u00e1\u00adbor-baj\u00adnok\u00ads\u00e1\u00adgot is nyer\u00adtem e ver\u00adseny\u00adsz\u00e1m\u00adban, b\u00fcsz\u00adk\u00e9n h\u00e1ny\u00adko\u00adl\u00f3\u00addik vala\u00adme\u00adlyik sarok\u00adban az err\u0151l k\u00e9sz\u00fclt okle\u00adv\u00e9l ott\u00adhon. A k\u0151-pap\u00edr-oll\u00f3 gyen\u00adg\u00e9\u00adje az, hogy igen unal\u00admas r\u00f6vid id\u0151 ut\u00e1n, el\u00e9g neh\u00e9z ben\u00adne tak\u00adti\u00adk\u00e1z\u00adni, mivel el\u00e9g kev\u00e9s a lehe\u00adt\u0151\u00ads\u00e9g, illet\u00adve nem t\u00e1mo\u00adgat\u00adja a multiplayer-\u00fczemm\u00f3dot.<\/p>\n

Van egy soro\u00adzat, The Big Bang The\u00adory a neve, \u00e9n nem isme\u00adrem, de n\u00e9h\u00e1ny isme\u00adr\u0151\u00ads\u00f6m (hel\u00adlo, Sza\u00adki!) igen. Abban \u00e1ll\u00ed\u00adt\u00f3\u00adlag kiter\u00adjesz\u00adtet\u00adt\u00e9k a k\u0151-pap\u00edr-oll\u00f3t m\u00e9g k\u00e9t esz\u00adk\u00f6z\u00adzel, n\u00e9v sze\u00adrint a gy\u00edk\u00adkal \u00e9s Spock-kal. \u00cdgy m\u00e1r lehet t\u00f6b\u00adben is j\u00e1t\u00adsza\u00adni, t\u00f6bb tak\u00adti\u00adkai vari\u00ad\u00e1\u00adci\u00f3 van stb. Ezt a tov\u00e1bb\u00adfej\u00adlesz\u00adt\u00e9st fej\u00adlesz\u00adtet\u00adte tov\u00e1bb megest csak Sza\u00adki, L\u00f3ri \u00e9s Annus\u00adka (\u0151ket \u00fagy\u00adsem isme\u00adri\u00adtek, de az\u00e9rt le\u00edr\u00adtam a nev\u00fc\u00adket, hogy fenn\u00adma\u00adrad\u00adja\u00adnak \u00f6r\u00f6k\u00adre, egy\u00e9b\u00adk\u00e9nt meg \u2014 hel\u00adlo!). K\u00e9t \u00fajabb esz\u00adk\u00f6z lett imp\u00adle\u00admen\u00adt\u00e1l\u00adva, m\u00e9g\u00adpe\u00addig Brit\u00adney \u00e9s a s\u00f6r.<\/p>\n

Nam\u00e1r\u00admost \u00fagy \u00e1ll a hely\u00adzet, hogy van egy t\u00f6k\u00e9\u00adle\u00adtes gr\u00e1f, cs\u00fa\u00adcsa\u00adi\u00adban az esz\u00adk\u00f6\u00adz\u00f6k. Min\u00adden esz\u00adk\u00f6z legy\u0151z 3 m\u00e1si\u00adkat, \u00e9s kikap 3 m\u00e1sik\u00adt\u00f3l, \u00edgy min\u00adden ok\u00e9 r\u00f6viden.<\/p>\n

A sza\u00adb\u00e1\u00adlyok<\/strong>, avagy mi<\/strong> -> miket gy\u0151z le (\u00e9s hogyan)<\/em>
\nk\u0151<\/strong> -> oll\u00f3 (kicsor\u00adb\u00edt\u00adja)<\/em>
\n        -> s\u00f6r (\u00f6ssze\u00adt\u00f6\u00adri az \u00fcveget)<\/em>
\n        -> gy\u00edk (kila\u00adp\u00edt\u00adja)<\/em><\/p>\n

pap\u00edr<\/strong> -> Spock (meg\u00adc\u00e1\u00adfol\u00adja)<\/em>
\n        -> k\u0151 (bete\u00adr\u00ed\u00adti)<\/em>
\n        -> Brit\u00adney (nem \u00edr r\u00f3la)<\/em><\/p>\n

oll\u00f3<\/strong> -> pap\u00edr (elv\u00e1g\u00adja)<\/em>
\n        -> gy\u00edk (lev\u00e1g\u00adja a fark\u00e1t)<\/em>
\n        -> Brit\u00adney (lev\u00e1g\u00adja a nyelv\u00e9t)<\/em><\/p>\n

gy\u00edk<\/strong> -> Spock (meg\u00adm\u00e9r\u00adge\u00adzi)<\/em>
\n        -> pap\u00edr (\u00f6ssze\u00adgy\u0171\u00adri)<\/em>
\n        -> s\u00f6r (bele\u00adpi\u00adsil)<\/em><\/p>\n

Spock<\/strong> -> Brit\u00adney (kim\u0171\u00adve\u00adli)<\/em>
\n        -> oll\u00f3 (dez\u00adin\u00adteg\u00adr\u00e1l\u00adja?)<\/em>
\n        -> k\u0151 (vapo\u00adri\u00adz\u00e1l\u00adja tal\u00e1n?)<\/em><\/p>\n

Brit\u00adney<\/strong> -> s\u00f6r (meg\u00adissza)<\/em>
\n        -> gy\u00edk (r\u00e1l\u00e9p)<\/em>
\n        -> k\u0151 (elront\u00adja, \u00e9rted!)<\/em><\/p>\n

s\u00f6r<\/strong> -> Spock (sze\u00adrin\u00adtem le\u00fctik az \u00fcveg\u00adgel, mert r\u00e1 nem hat az alkohol)<\/em>
\n        -> pap\u00edr (el\u00e1z\u00adtat\u00adja)<\/em>
\n        -> oll\u00f3 (meg\u00adrozs\u00add\u00e1\u00adso\u00addik t\u0151le)<\/em><\/p>\n

\u00c9s hogy mit hogyan kell mutat\u00adni? Nos, k\u0151-pap\u00edr-oll\u00f3 evi\u00addens. Gy\u00edk: n\u00e9gy ujj f\u00f6l\u00fcl, h\u00fcvelyk\u00adujj alul, \u00f6ssze\u00ad\u00e9r\u00adnek, mint\u00adha \u00e1rny\u00adj\u00e1\u00adt\u00e9k\u00adban mutat\u00adn\u00e1d. Spock: teny\u00e9r\u00adrel el\u0151\u00adre mutat\u00adni, muta\u00adt\u00f3- \u00e9s k\u00f6z\u00e9ps\u0151\u2011, illet\u00adve gy\u0171\u00adr\u0171s- \u00e9s kis\u00adujj \u00f6ssze\u00adta\u00adpad\u00adva (ez vala\u00admi k\u00f6sz\u00f6n\u00adt\u00e9s). Brit\u00adney: fityiszt mutatsz, mert vala\u00admi klip\u00adben Brit\u00adney kidug\u00adja a nyel\u00adv\u00e9t (ne k\u00e9r\u00addezd, ki vit\u00adte el hova\u2026). S\u00f6r: mint\u00adha egy kor\u00ads\u00f3t fog\u00adn\u00e1l, \u00fagy.<\/p>\n

Ere\u00adde\u00adti illusztr\u00e1ci\u00f3k<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Agy\u00adr\u00e9m, mi? :)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Nem aka\u00adrok ide\u00adgen tol\u00adlak\u00adkal \u00e9kes\u00adked\u00adni, \u00fagy\u00adhogy el\u0151\u00adre k\u00f6z\u00adl\u00f6m, hogy az al\u00e1b\u00adbi\u00ada\u00adkat nem \u00e9n tal\u00e1l\u00adtam ki, csak k\u00f6z\u00adl\u00f6m, mert tet\u00adszik. Ha vala\u00adki\u00adnek nem tet\u00adszik, akkor vegye le az ing\u00e9t. Sz\u00f3\u00adval, kezd\u00adj\u00fck tal\u00e1n ott, hogy van a j\u00f3 \u00f6reg k\u0151-pap\u00edr-oll\u00f3 j\u00e1t\u00e9k. Min\u00adden\u00adki isme\u00adri, k\u00e9t\u00adsze\u00adm\u00e9\u00adlyes \u201ct\u00e1r\u00adsas\u00adj\u00e1\u00adt\u00e9k\u201d, nem kell hoz\u00adz\u00e1 sem\u00admi, csak k\u00e9t (egy-egy) k\u00e9z. \u00c9n anno m\u00e9g lovas\u00ad\u00adt\u00e1\u00ad\u00adbor-baj\u00ad\u00adnok\u00ad\u00ads\u00e1\u00ad\u00adgot is [\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1142","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-vicc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1142","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1142"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1142\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1482,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1142\/revisions\/1482"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markert.hu\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}